GEORGE W. BUSH'S RESUME
things you need to know

excerpts:
-Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie
-First president in US history to enter office with a criminal record
-First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history
-Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history
-Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any president in US history
-Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market
-Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury
-Dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history

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